Adulthood: n. a state of being wherein one is always broke, single, owns multiple cats and watches a lot of netflix. Ex: "She failed at adulthood because she could barely pay rent and thought an exciting saturday night was sitting on her couch eating frosting from the can and binge watching netflix shows until she fell asleep in her own chocolate drool."
What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?
sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
don’t romanticize basic rights
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are
it’s common sense
if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u
This is happening
raise your hand if you called this opportunistic racist bullshit
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted
setting Rose loose
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me